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Post by Izanagi on Oct 27, 2009 21:04:58 GMT -5
Whoo, time for some History Lessons, guys. I'll start off with the beginning.
The earliest recorded history of Japan was of the Japanese living in an area they called Yamato (which later became the name for japan) by the Chinese. The Japanese quickly created a complex legal system, an official form of Confucianism, and even had studies in Buddhism that, in some ways, surpassed the Chinese.
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Post by SD on Oct 27, 2009 21:08:43 GMT -5
And then the Chinese came over and pointed to a mountain and called it whatever they call a mountain. And the Japanese went, "Yama." And the Chinese were like, "Wtf? GTFO n00bs!" Then the Chinese forced the Japanese to start using Kanji. Then they tied them to the base of a volcano and detonated H-bombs. The spirits were then collected and forced to watch 3D movies that made them confused. And that's why if you ask a Japanese person about this, they will say it's not true.
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Post by Izanagi on Oct 27, 2009 21:11:24 GMT -5
Now Steven, Imma let you finish, but the Church of Scientology is the BEST IDEA EVAR!!!! (lie)
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Post by SD on Oct 27, 2009 21:13:37 GMT -5
You know, we've basically turned these forums into our own personal spam site, at this point...Oh well, Sam's not on right now...
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Post by Sam on Oct 28, 2009 14:06:47 GMT -5
Hey, I heard that, Steven... *glares*
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Post by Izanagi on Oct 28, 2009 16:16:45 GMT -5
*looks the other way and whistles to self*
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Post by Sam on Oct 28, 2009 16:21:44 GMT -5
You and your Scientology... *pokes*
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Post by Izanagi on Oct 28, 2009 16:48:30 GMT -5
What Scientology? Where?
PRAAAAIIIIIIISE XEEEEENUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sam on Oct 28, 2009 16:59:15 GMT -5
Hmm...I could have sworn I saw something about Scientology here, but maybe I was mistaken?
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Post by Izanagi on Oct 28, 2009 17:04:51 GMT -5
Oh, silly you. Scientology is a myth. And so is Tom Cruise.
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Post by Sam on Oct 28, 2009 17:07:18 GMT -5
What about the Easter Bunny?
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Post by Izanagi on Oct 28, 2009 17:09:46 GMT -5
That's more like an old wives' tale.
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Post by Sam on Oct 28, 2009 17:13:05 GMT -5
Now I'm sad. See what you did? You made me sad. You must feel like the worst person in the whole world now.
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Post by Izanagi on Oct 28, 2009 17:15:27 GMT -5
Don't get sad, get mad!
No, wait, don't get Mad, get... Tupperware.
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Post by SD on Oct 28, 2009 17:17:06 GMT -5
No way. If Glad rips, just use some Mighty Putty on it, then you can put it in a wind tunnel or use it as a parachute and you'll be fine.
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